February 29, 2004
Yes!
yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!
YES!
[ahem]
Can you tell I'm happy Return of the King won?
It was nominated for 11 oscars.
It won 11 oscars.
Talk about a sweep!
Wow... tying for most awards with Titanic and Ben Hur!
Yes!
Ok... I'll be quiet now.
Besides, my throat hurts a little from screaming.
February 26, 2004
When You Question Authority
We have little bottles that have labels that are labeled at the 5-milliliter marks for 30 milliliters.
We add the labels that are printed from a computer.
Well, I asked if they were really 30mL.
"Of course they are! We'll test it."
So, we filled a graduated cylinder with 30mL of water and poured it into a labeled bottle.
It's 34mL.
Hah!
I love it when I'm right...
BOOYA!
You are currently reading the blog of the newest compounding technician at the pharmacy I work at.
I start in compounding next month.
I love chemistry, so this is a great thing for moi.
Work Quotes du Jour
"We should have a phone just for employees to use."
"We do, it's the pay phone outside."
We have a new govenor, right? It's Schwarzenegger, right?
When I feel bad... I come here.
Rubbing your breasts against me, now, are you?
I love it when bad things happen to Democrats.
We don't even have to talk anymore! We're sharing a brain. What day is my day again?
Whatever happened to Debbie Gibson?
"Go to your happy place."
"Ooooo... Oh! We need more oil."
"He's getting a headache. You know what that means."
"Oh, god!"
I was going to say something really funny, then I forgot.
Watch the rest of the movie, or I'll start singing.
February 25, 2004
Hi!!
Wow... it's been awhile, eh? He he he...
Anyway, got back from Disneyland on Monday. Was sick as a dog. Am getting better now.
Here's a quote list from the trip I took in November, then a quote list for this trip, and a quick trip report for this trip:
I'm full, but I don't want to stop eating.
I'll kill your baby. I hate children.
I'm not going to say anything for the rest of the night.
Equal rights for fictional gay guys!
God, for a tape recorder!
Sorry, let me pat your breasts.
You're not going to understand half the conversation since you haven't seen the movie.
"We can act out the whole movie."
"Probably."
"Can we wait until we're not on the stairs?"
"Why?"
"Because I don't want to be in the middle of your sword fight."
I have the urge to blow in that woman's ear.
We have hats of power! Come!
Oh, wow! Pretty! Is that real?
Stay close. But, use your own stall.
"You can't miss it."
"We did."
"Uhh... Normal people can't miss it."
"It's a small world after all."
"A song about all that hippie peace crap."
All I can see is her breasts.
You have to grab a handful.
Let's all grope her until she squeals.
I want more wine. But, I don't think it's in the bathroom.
You can't keep your hands off that butt, can you?
Well, Utah was the breast trip, this could be the butt trip.
You're always spraining your ankle. And, you're always spraining your lips when you do that.
It's a very padded butt.
Can we play porno music while you shave?
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And, now, for the quotes from this trip!
Tonight, she became a man.
Considering I'm not unconscious now, I'm very proud of myself.
She squeezed my butt!
"Can I suffocate you?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"How about now?"
"No."
"You're sure?"
"No."
"Maybe later?"
"I'll think about it."
"How about now?"
"I'm still thinking."
"Now?"
"Still thinking..."
"What is tonight? Suffocation night?"
"Yep. Tomorrow is keel hauling night."
"Cool."
I read sex better than watch it.
"Did you see Fantasmic?"
"Only a bit from the side."
"Oh... Annual Passholders, huh?"
"If you walk that way, you'll come to a make-up store called 'Sephora'..."
"Oh, We know Sephora!"
And, bits and pieces from this trip:
Went on the roller coaster 3 times in a row. My friend Roberta and I got fastpasses for the ride, then went on it. She decided to not go again and went off drinking with Denise and her brother, Glenn. So, I used my fastpass and her fastpass about ten minutes later to go twice more. (Denise thinks that's why I got a cold. Screamed so much, I became susceptible to it...)
We got to ride a Segway! At Innoventions in the park, they have a place where you can ride a Segway, after you sign a waiver stating that if you die, you're heirs and relatives won't sue. It's a very cool vehicle. Supposedly, I'm a natural because I went through the training and 'obstacle course' quickly.
Boy, did we buy Stitch stuff! Stitch pins, Stitch charms for bracelets, I got a Stitch sweatshirt (Zips up... makes a great jacket).
Also, we went a bit overboard with outfits for Junior. He now has Army desert camouflage, Naval whites, a Hogwarts uniform, and an outfit for rain (Including Sketchers sneakers). Everyone thought he was very cute. I'll take pictures and put them up...
I actually shot a shooter drink! [beam] Granted, it tasted like dentyne, which is why, but still... I shot it! (You can't let alcohol go to waste. Unless of course, it's the alcohol at Toronto hotels (God, that was an awful margarita).
We watched them do tests on Tower of Terror while we were eating dinner last night (Ride opens in May). It seems to be that they were testing the cars to make sure that they can take the daily grind of being a DLand ride.
Every day, when we turned on HBO in the room, there was an Antonio Banderes movie on! This trip, I didn't add an installment to the endless Antonio Banderes story, but the movies every night was spooky!
I think that's it...
February 14, 2004
The Food Network is Evil!
And, so is Emeril!
This is Chocolate Obession week on Food Network. Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate!
Mmmmmmm... Chocolate!
Anyway... Emeril was showing how to make rum balls.
I decided to try it.
So, yesterday I made rum balls.
Oh, I didn't make just rum balls!
I divided the recipe in thirds. I made rum balls, chambord balls, and kahula balls.
Pretty good.
They're still evil, though.
Playing Footsie
For some reason, I like taking pictures of feet.
Foot model: Ninjababe
Hand model: Jen of Jen'n'Dave
The Token Male
This is my friend Dave, the 'token male' of the group. :)
The ubiquitous 'Partial Dave' shot:
He's resting!
Christmas Party Picture
Found some pictures taken a few months ago... Here's me dolled up for the Christmas Party:
Junior!
Here are some pictures I took a few weeks ago of Junior, my Stitch doll, in some outfits I bought for him.
And, yes, he did wander Disneyland in these outfits.
Build A Bear Workshop is a wonderful, wonderful place. It's where I got most of the outfit bits. Next, I'm leaning toward putting Junior in Naval whites...
Anyway...
Low Rider:
Decked out for the holidays:
Princess!
This one seems to be everyone's favorite outfit...
February 11, 2004
I Want to Try...
Firewhiskey.
Yes, I know it doesn't exist. But, it's whiskey!
I love whiskey!
Off to find something to drink my sorrows away with...
Today's Events
Whle I was working today, I made a list of things I wanted to put here. Here they are!
- Candid Camera is based out of Seaside, a town in the local area. And, someone at work got caught by the show. It turns out that if you sign over the right to use the tape they took of you, you do get paid if it goes to national TV. The payment? $60. Wooh.
- A guy at work had a flat tire. I went out to the parking lot a few minutes after he left to look at it. I found him standing behind the car, reading the owners manual and the jack in front of him. I asked him if he had AAA or something similar. He does, but he didn't want to call because it would take 15 minutes for them to get there.
I inform him that if he needed help, I knew how to change a tire. Turns out he was looking for the proper place to put the jack on the car.
By the time he figured out and changed the tire, it was more than the 20 minutes it would've taken for AAA to arrive and change the tire.
[rolls eyes] Men.
- I meant to post this a few weeks ago. I got to see the last five minutes of game play of the Super Bowl. Wow. Was that exciting, or what?
Usually, I don't like football.
But, that was great!
And, I was so bummed I didn't bet on it. I was told I would've won, because of the spread...
- I finally found a picture of what I want my future tattoo to be:
It's Hexagram #3 from the I Ching: "Chaos."
Chaos... it fits me so well!
February 10, 2004
The things physical therapists ask for...
A physical therapist asked the store manager to find something today. So, he had me do a web search.
What was the therapist looking for? A personal vibrating massager to stimulate the triceps, made by Hitachi.
Before doing the web search I made sure the manager would take full responsibility when I get asked why the hell I was doing a web search for 'hitatchi, vibrate, stimulate'. He said he would.
Well, the first thing that came up: The Magic Wand Shop.
Yes, this is it. He wanted me to contact them to see if they will sell to drug stores...
Well, the top part looks nice.
Then, I paged down a bit...
While we offer the Hitachi Magic Wand as a household electric massager, many know it for its reputation in the bedroom where it releases the tensions of everyday living, delivering massage, stimulation, and intense orgasms.
And, an actual customer response:
"I can't believe I didn't already know about this thing. I got off more in the first three days I've owned it than the whole time I was married! I'm placing an order for three more now for my nieces in college (I always was their favorite aunt!). "
Too bad it doesn't have a phoenix feather in the core. That would probably make it really magical! (That, from Ith)
When is a Dozen more than 40?
When you're the receptionist at work.
No lie.
Today, she got a call for a dozen wound dressings. "But, we only have forty in stock!"
K replied, in her gentlest mom voice, "Dear, a dozen is only twelve."
The receptionist: "Oh... ... Should we send all forty?"
Some Jokes!
Joke 1 (Which I got from Ith):
Two Scotsmen are sitting in a pub and shooting the breeze. The first Scot became serious and said, "When I die, will you pour a bottle of whiskey on my grave?"
The second Scot nodded and replied. "As long as you don't mind it being filtered through my liver."
Hah!
And, Joke number 2 (I got this one from K at work):
A pair of leprechauns walk up to a convent and knock on the front door. After the Mother Superior answered, the first leprechaun politely asked, "Excuse me, ma'am, do you have any nuns that are very short?"
"No, there are no very short nuns here," the Mother Superior replied.
"Are you sure, lass? None that are about wee high?" the leprechaun asked, holding a hand at his head level.
"No, there are no nuns your size here."
"Thank ye, ma'am," the leprechaun replied. As they started to walk away, he turned to his companion and hit him on the arm. "Ye fool! I told you were fucking a penguin!"
February 06, 2004
Ewww!
While watching Stargate: SG1, I saw a commercial for the new White Chocolate REESE'S Peanut Butter Cups.
Ewwww! White chocolate is icky!
Newest Batch of Work Quotes!
Here's the current work quotes (Love the last one... And, just so you know, the woman is a natural blonde...)
That's my goal in life. To be sexually harrassed by a chicken.
Remember, clap is something you do, not something you get.
I like my poop to remain brown.
I wasn't expecting it, but sometimes, I do like it rough.
I'm sorry. I'm not burning my support garments.
That was so mature. I'm... so sorry.
You ruined the sanctity of tea with sugar!
I always want to be thought of when people eat beef.
I wish I could clone your ass. Well, not just your ass, the whole thing.
It's easier to be bad than being good.
I have to buy my old contraceptives. Don't return them.
Isn't it funny that food poisoning is not contagious?
February 05, 2004
Doh!
My 2nd Blogiversary passed and I didn't even celebrate.
Well, damn.
Oh well!
Happy Blogiversary to me!
I'd sing, but I don't want to scare everyone off :-)
February 03, 2004
Mordor Lyrics!
K told me she was listening to the radio on the way into work. Ramble On by Led Zeppelin was playing. She did a double take because she heard lines that mentioned Mordor and Gollum.
So, I looked up the lyrics. Cool!
I ain't tellin' no lie. Mine's a tale that can't be told, My freedom I hold dear; How years ago in days of old When magic filled the air, T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so fair, But Gollum, and the evil one crept up And slipped away with her. Her, her....yea. Ain't nothing I can do, no.
See below for the whole song lyrics if you care...
Ramble On
by Led Zeppelin
Leaves are falling all around,
It's time I was on my way.
Thanks to you, I'm much obliged
For such a pleasant stay.
But now it's time for me to go,
The autumn moon lights my way.
For now I smell the rain,
And with it pain,
And it's headed my way.
Ah, sometimes I grow so tired,
But I know I've got one thing I got to do,
*Ramble On,
And now's the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
I'm goin' 'round the world,
I got to find my girl, on my way.
I've been this way ten years to the day, Ramble On,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
Got no time to for spreadin' roots,
The time has come to be gone.
And tho' our health we drank a thousand times,
It's time to Ramble On.
* Chorus
I ain't tellin' no lie.
Mine's a tale that can't be told,
My freedom I hold dear;
How years ago in days of old
When magic filled the air,
T'was in the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a girl so fair,
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up
And slipped away with her.
Her, her....yea.
Ain't nothing I can do, no.
* Chorus
Gonna ramble on, sing my song
Gotta keep-a-searchin' for my baby...
Gonna work my way, round the world
I can't stop this feelin' in my heart
Gotta keep searchin' for my baby
I can't find my bluebird!
I'd listen to my bluebird sing but I can't find my blue bird
A-keep-a ramblin' baby...