| the Wit |
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're
pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the
Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid|
I'm currently shopping for groceries... I use the Safeway website and have the groceries delivered.
So, I put 'dryer sheets' in the search function. What came up?
Onions, Dog Food, Ice Cream Cakes, and Vermouth...
I was given Pirates of the Caribbean Game of Life (Based on the Disney ride) for a gift.
So, some friends and I decided to play it.
After figuring out the rules, we decided to take it a step further...
There's a square, that if you land on it, you can attack other players. So, every time someone landed on that square, you had to take a sip of tequila. We don't shoot tequila, since we were drinking high quality tequila.
It made the next three or so games quite a bit more interesting.
And, it made adding up your money at the end of the game just a bit harder.
It was fun!
Next time, we're going to try it with Monopoly and having to take a drink every time you buy a property.
So, I just took the "How much do you know about 'Hary Potter'?" Quiz
Thanks for taking our quiz. You answered 92% of the questions correctly.
You are a Hogwarts professor. Good work! Hop on your broomstick and take a victory lap around the block.
Look out Snape, I'm after your job!
I have a new expletive:
This is a strip from a great web comic I just found, Count Your Sheep.
It reminds me a lot of Calvin & Hobbes.
If Calvin was a girl. With a single parent, who can see and interact Hobbes. And, Hobbes is a sheep.
Oh, and if Calvin wasn't quite such a troublemaker.
Someone sent me a link to one of the strips for a laugh, and I proceeded to spend the next few hours reading the 300+ strip archive.
Now, Count Your Sheep is on my daily 'to look' list...
And, as I collect creative and strange ways of cussing without using curse words, I like that expletive!
Via a link from Ith:
Monterey has to be one of the few places in this country that you have to put a sweater and coat on to go watch the fireworks.
We decided to walk the five blocks to the beach to see the fireworks over the water.
And, right behind us, there were people complaining that it was warmer in Alaska and Canada. And, then, they started singing 'O'Canada'...
So, I've been unemployed for 4 days now.
The day I became unemployed, I came home and went online to find out where I needed to go to file for unemployment. And, I found I could do the whole process online!
Then, I went to the chain pharmacy websites to see if they had any job openings listed online. Walgreens lets you do the whole application process online!
So, I filed for unemployment and applied for a new job just hours after I became unemployed.
And, today, even though it's Independence Day, I just finished filing for a job at the local VA clinic. Where, pay starts at $4 more an hour than I make now. All the forms for the job are online in PDF files, and the job has to be applied through the mail. So, I just dropped my application packet in the mail!
Within four days, I've applied for two jobs and filed for unemployment.
Jurassic Park II is currently on tv, and it's reminding me of something...
Before I saw Jurassic Park, I thought one of the scariest things on this planet was a T-Rex.
Then, I learned of the velociraptor. That is one scary dinosaur!
That dinosaur made the whole movie so damn spooky...